je le veux

I'm about to turn to prostitution to purchase these gorgeous black boots, which cost $179. Even the money I got from selling back my text books won't cover half of them (the fact that my school extorts money through books is another bag of issues). The fact that these shoes actually come in my size make me even more thrilled. Options:

1) find a sugar daddy
2) become a prostitute
3) beg and plead mommy
4) wait till I find a job, which will not be till the fall and by that time they'll be sold out of size 12s
5) cry myself to sleep every night


And in conclusion, may I just say that I don't require such expensive footwear... but stores that sell less expensive footwear believe women's feet stop growing at size 10. And while I have found a few gems at Payless and Torrid, which carry size 12, they're not the chicest of footwear retailers. Especially payless.